i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”
when someone insults you and your friend backs you up